What do the TBLightning and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit
the ice!



What does it mean when the TBLightning 'Together We Will' flag at the St Pete Times Forum
is flying at half mast? They're hiring...



How many TBLightning does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw it in and 8 to
screw it up.


What's the difference between the TBLightning GM and the stock market? People would
cry if the stock market crashed...


What's the difference between the NHL TBLightning and a bra? A bra has 2 cups!



I hear FS Gators QB Tim Tebow looking for a job? How about TBLightning Front Office : GO
TO CRY GUY?


I don't have an attitude problem. You have a TBLightning problem...


If idiots could fly, the St Pete Times Forum would be an airport...


-Q: What do you get if Punxsutawney Phil sees a TBLightning?-A: Six more weeks of bad
hockey!


What's the difference between a vacuum and the TBLightning ? You can turn the suck off on
a vacuum.



Q Why are the TBLightning like USPS? A They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!




Q. How do you keep the TBLightning out of your yard? A. Put up a goal net.



Q. How many TBLightning does it take to win a Cup? A. Nobody knows and we may never find
out Again..



Q. What do the TBLightning and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get
killed on the road.

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